| They say time stands still for no one. And such is | | | | driving through the pouring sunshine, or standing in |
| truly the case. The Ford Model-T gave way to | | | | endless lines behind ragamuffins when all they |
| today's Porche Boxter. The silent movie gave | | | | want is their unemployment check so they can |
| way to today's magical Hollywood blockbuster. | | | | pay their rent and put food on the table gosh |
| The pantaloon gave way to today's barely there | | | | dangit. No how. No way. Not on my watch. |
| thong and g-string. And we can say amen to that. | | | | Times they are a changing. And now through the |
| Likewise, yesterday's old-fashioned way of filing | | | | miracle of the internet a person can now almost |
| for unemployment by trekking down to the | | | | instantly file for unemployment and get the ball |
| nearest (or furthest) unemployment office and | | | | rolling so that they can get their god-given |
| filling out mountains of paperwork has given way | | | | unemployment benefits as quickly as possible. And |
| to an out of work consumer now being able to | | | | let me be the first to say God Bless America. |
| file for unemployment online. | | | | I mean, we've come a long way haven't we? No |
| Yes, that right. It is now possible for a person to | | | | more waiting forever for a paper unemployment |
| file for unemployment benefits online, from the | | | | check to arrive in the mail. Rather, most |
| comfort of their own home. No longer does an | | | | unemployment benefits these days are distributed |
| out of work person have to deal with getting out | | | | via debit card. |
| of bed at some god-forsaken hour like 10am, or | | | | |